STONKBANK
STONKS ONLY GO UP
The bank where stonks only go up. Jeets pay the fees, hodlers earn the dividends. Hold 200k+ $STONKBANK, receive $STONK airdrops automatically. Up up up. 📈
NEXT DIVIDEND IN 05:00
JEETS PAY THE FEES
HODLERS EARN THE STONKS 📈
Automatic $STONK airdrops, paid on-chain to every hodler with 200k+ $STONKBANK. No staking. No claiming. The market sleeps, the Bank never does.
REWARD TOKEN
$STONK
LAUNCH COINS / PAIRED WITH STOCKS
80% of the Bank's creator rewards market-buy $STONK every cycle, airdropped straight to every wallet holding 200k+ $STONKBANK. 20% keeps the Bank running.
WHY $STONKBANK?
The market is full of jeets dumping their bags. STONKBANK flips the script: every trade pays creator rewards, the Bank keeps 20% for operations and buys $STONK with the other 80% — airdropped straight to every account holding 200k+ $STONKBANK. No staking, no claiming, no complicated DeFi. Just open an account and watch the $STONK stack up while the Bank does the work. Up up up, get paid.
CONTRACT ADDRESS
THE STONK RUN
JEETS PAY THE FEES
Every trade feeds the vault
Every buy and sell of $STONKBANK generates creator fees that accrue to the Bank automatically. Every panic sell is another deposit in the vault.
THE BANK BUYS $STONK
80% buys the rewards, 20% runs the Bank
Every cycle the Bank claims its creator rewards, keeps 20% for operations and market-buys $STONK with the other 80%. Up up up, the line does the work.
DIVIDENDS FOR HODLERS
$STONK straight to your wallet
Every wallet holding 200k+ $STONKBANK is snapshotted and receives $STONK pro-rata, cycle after cycle. From jeets to hodlers, straight to your portfolio. Just hold and collect.
80%
BUYS $STONK
20%
RUNS THE BANK
200K+
MIN HOLD
5 MIN
PER CYCLE
FAQ READOUT
📈 THE BANK OF STONKS 📈
Jeets pay the fees. Hodlers collect the dividends. Stonks only go up.
HOLD $STONKBANK → UP UP UP, GET PAID
